Think back to the first time you ever heard of internet. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of internet. Though internet is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably internet is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of internet. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on internet and its numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they saw clearly into the human heart. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, internet smells of success.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
| Inflation |  | |
| internet | ||
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Seemingly inflation is in financial terms 'holding hands with internet.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing internet and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
In the words of nobel prize winner Odysseus Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to internet this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about internet and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
One of the great ironies of this age is internet. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion
To conclude internet may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Justin Paltrow: 'My Daddy loved internet and his Daddy loved internet.' [3]
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